Sunday, 17 March 2013

(Rejected) entry for re: America

The heavily armed anakin skywalker of continents, the US of A can be accurately likened to a raging, paranoid wildebeest, high on bath salts, blindly staggering towards extinction in a china shop of its fabricated, fluoride-sustained reality.

Timmy: I sure hope it's a nice day tomorrow so I can ride my new bicycle!

Bobby: Better hope the US of A don't blow us all up then.

Timmy: Oh yes, the US of A are always blowing shit up.

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